Hey y’all! I’m in Colorado this week, hiding in the mountains with my family. I don’t have a lot of words right now so I thought I’d share some snippets from the week.
During the safety talk before rafting:
Guide: Some portions of the river have Class 3 rapids.
Me: Your MOM has Class 3 rapids.
Guide: You’ll be in for a bit of a rough ride at points and an easy ride at others.
Ceci: Wasn’t “Easy Ride” your nickname in high school?
Me: YOUR MOM’S FACE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
At sushi with the family:
(Mom picks up a piece of a roll and the tobiko falls off into her soy sauce.)
Me: Ha. Mom lost her eggs.
Ceci: Hahahaha, she did!
Me: It’s funny because of MENOPAUSE!
I’ll be back with the usual posts next week. You know, if I don’t fall of the mountain first.