(Or not…)

Step 1) Do not be strangely afflicted with constant dizziness.

Step 2) If you are strangely afflicted with constant dizziness, do not go to a Moroccan restaurant decorated with more swirly patterned tapestries than all of World Market.

Step 3) If you must go to a Moroccan restaurant decorated with more swirly patterned tapestries than all of World Market, do not sit on the floor of this Moroccan restaurant for 2 hours.

Step 4) If you must sit on the floor of this Moroccan restaurant for 2 hours, do not stand up.

Step 5) If you must stand up, do not fall down.

Step 6) If you must fall down, do not talk to the table of strangers next to you.

Step 7) If you must talk to the table of strangers, do not say these words: “I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING.”

Step 8) If you must say the words, “I HAVE NOT BEEN DRINKING,” do not stumble out of the restaurant, giggling.

Step 9) If you must stumble out of the restaurant giggling, do not clutch at your minister friend for support.

Step 10) If you must clutch at your minister friend for support, thank him for dinner. A lot.

This concludes today’s lesson.

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