What Happens Next
First, and this is very important, look what iWill gave me today: He’s so great, y’all. A few people have …
Category Archives: Running
Sometimes I Lie
A couple years ago, I belonged to a gym in Seattle. I went approximately none times. That’s not true, really. …
Stop. Go. Throw Confetti.
If you’ve been following my running progress, you might have noticed that it’s been essentially Zero for the last couple …
Hamstrung REDUX
Two weekends ago, iWill and I decided to preview the course for the half-marathon we’re running on the 19th. It’s …
Rest
Three weeks ago, I had the GREATEST RUN in the history of my LIFE. 7.6 miles of perfect bliss. Every …
That Time I Didn’t Fall off of Rainier
I mentioned yesterday that iWill is training for his first trail race, The Bridger Ridge Run, which is actually really …
The Vulnerable Groupie, the Evil iWill, and the Half-Marathon
I have a history of making rash decisions to deal with difficult situations. When I was 18, two weeks before …
Choices
(Sidenote: iWill is officially an Ironman. I don’t want to steal his thunder, so I’ll wait to talk about my experience …
I am the Fastest Runner in the WORLD Sort Of
Throughout my life, various teachers and authority figures have commented on my flair for the dramatic, calling me “spirited”, imaginative”, …
Slim’s Revenge
First, I’d like to note I successfully kept my clothes on yesterday. This used to not be a big deal. …
